The Jersey Jerks Show

05.15.12 Riotcast Therapy

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:13:42 -0400

Travolta, MCA, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Mouth Cancer, Rob Sprance calls in, Best of Show, making fun of our fans, Riotcast Therapy with Rob Sprance, Luis J Gomez & Vic, AGT, Avengers & other new movies, superhero chat

05.01.12 Dashiki

Thu, 3 May 2012 23:43:28 -0400

Missy in the ghetto, Fab hates kids, technical problems, Marco was "known" for dating black chicks, black & white relations, Comedian Andrew Lisa checks in, style & Dashikis, racism, drivers, suicide

04.24.12 Shark Repellent Spray

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:10:40 -0400

Adam & Eve & Riotcast, Nicholas Sparks is a cunt, unrealistic men & chick flicks, love stories in real movies, Batman & the Joker, shark repellent spray, ugly vs hot actresses, method acting, Making fun of: Seagal, Pitt, Freeman, Cage, Reeves, & more

04.17.12 Part 2 Funsize Busey

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:47:28 -0400

Hologram concerts, speculating on who Missy's dad is, Funsize Busey, reminiscing first meeting Missy, Marco's engaged again, judging your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend, Around the world with Missy: Turkians, Swidish, and more

04.17.12 Part 1 Believe in Ferrets

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:38:24 -0400

New tattoo, the history of Lucifer, abandoned, Missy's therapist thinks she should meet her real dad, Tupac hologram

04.10.12 Phonebooth Hepatitis

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:49:37 -0400

Sopranos, NY, Phonebooth Hepatitis, History Trivia: Missy vs a listener, more Trivia with Missy

04.03.12 Everything Starts with an Idea

Sat, 7 Apr 2012 22:15:04 -0400

Fixing Missy, Rachel & Missy's past, Therapists, Personalities, Obsessive & Anxiety, Everything starts with an idea, playing sports, drugs & alcohol, labeling people, medication, more psychoanalysis

04.03.12 Funsize Science

Thu, 5 Apr 2012 09:13:03 -0400

Funsize Science & History: Franklin Institute, dinosaurs aren't real, The Art Museum & Mutter Museum, Medieval Times, US History, Everything is an Illusion, Missy questions the universe

03.31.12 Joe Matarese

Sun, 1 Apr 2012 12:56:27 -0400

Comedian Joe Matarese in studio, Joe describes the Jerks studio, Back in NJ, Joe's balls and kids, Goth, watching birth, hard outs and spring break, court, Sopranos, shitty NJ, talkin shit, Joe & his wife, movies, porn and jerkin off, not for the air

03.27.12 Hunger Gay-mes

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:10:04 -0400

Travon Martin, Pedro is creepy, Jewish Spiderman, What Pedro looks like, Tebow, The Hunger Gay-mes: Athletes, Actors, Musicians, Characters & TV, & the whole Riotcast Network

03.20.12 Part 2 Would You Rather

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:54:32 -0400

Missy goes to the gayborhood, douchebag, Missy's 'Would You Rather' game

03.20.12 Part 1 13 Inches

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:17:55 -0400

Missy's tits are out, 13 inches, DB Nyce calls in, Connecticut School of Broadcasting, Dinosaurs & Fossils, Horseshoe crabs, Fruit flies & alcohol, Luis J. Gomez from Hammerfisting calls in

03.13.12 Part 2 Running with Scissors

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:26:05 -0400

Snooki got knocked up, Jersey Shore and the future of America, Reality & Educational TV, Incest, Running with scissors

03.13.12 Part 1 Toe up from the Flow up

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 20:28:03 -0400

Business voice, Missy's blog, 'Toe up from the flow up,' stage fright, shit pics and shittin at work, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Vic from Hammerfisting didnt call in

03.06.12 Part 2 Gaydar

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 10:13:21 -0500

Girls are assholes, Fab's a bear, getting hit on by a gay guy and putting off gay vibes, Pedro might be homo, no homo, uncomfortable

03.06.12 Part 1 Unoriginal Gangster

Thu, 8 Mar 2012 17:51:55 -0500

More Missipedia words, Die-abetes, NorWayans, Missy B.D. & Mission OD, hookers, meddlers, U.G. Unoriginal Gangster

02.28.12 FlipFlop

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:26:48 -0500

Fab fucked up, gifts, everyone loves Marco, relationship chat, aging chicks and procreating, Missy's huge tits, asshole chicks, attention whores, friends with benefits & booty calls

02.14.12 Part 2 VD

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:40:43 -0500

Rob Sprance from "The Glory Hole" calls in, Breakin the Law, Romance & romantic ideas, valentines day sex tips

02.14.12 Part 1 Policia

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:34:29 -0500

Whitney Houston, Policia, Jerks invade "You know what duuuuuude," Robert Kelly's toilet and Marco the creeper, Chris' job interview, Missy's voice, Marco's VD, more Policia

02.07.12 Part 2 Stop the Vote

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:44:24 -0500

Vic & Luis from Hammerfisting call in to talk about the "1 percenters" and fight with each other, Super Bowl chat, Stop the Vote

02.07.12 Part 1 Festivus

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 17:25:19 -0500

Group argument & hashing out some family problems, attacking the "1 percenters"

01.31.12 Play Nyce

Wed, 1 Feb 2012 21:25:37 -0500

Glory Hole & Hammerfisting, the east coast sucks, Marco's weight, Marco's in jail, talkin trash on Missy & Marco, DB Nyce calls in to talk the states of the Jerks

01.24.12 Testicle Difficulties

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:24:48 -0500

Donate, Missy's tits, Fab's Heisman winning stiff-arm, chicks & sports, NFL, Joe Pa's broken heart, testicle difficulties, Marco the rapper, sex-only relationships, snoring & sleep apnea, fat talk

01.17.12 Lets start a RiotCast

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:22:54 -0500

Robert Kelly is a bitch, Robert Kelly calls in, Vic from Hammerfisting calls in and rips Luis, Luis calls in, Andrew Lisa calls in, Italian cruise ship, Missy is scared of Fabio, more bustin Robert Kelly's balls

01.10.12 Powdered Show-Nuts

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:59:32 -0500

**Disclaimer: During the 1st 20 minutes, the audio was awful** Technical Problems, Bustin Missy's balls, Marco hates Asians, New Years, Vomit waterfall, Chris' ugly chick, Powdered show-nuts, thinking positive

01.03.12 Brand New Year, Same Old Shit

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 17:53:47 -0500

Hangin with Robert Kelly, more fun with Hammerfisting, MMA, Teenage Tourettes Camp and bustin Marco's balls, Pedro still loves Missy

12.27.11: Scarf Vader

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:26:41 -0500

Fab's Christmas sweater party, making fun of Christmas gifts, hating on Christmas, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in

12.20.11: Abdullah Oblagaba

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:54:52 -0500

Hammerfisting, Rob Spance scolds the Jerks, Missy shows up late, Bill of Writer, rickshaw.com, Abdullah Oblagaba, Missy's voice, details, Manpackage

12.13.11: Anger Management

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:06:26 -0500

The Jersey Jerks Show bitch about Riotcast.com, live shows, Pedro calls in, & more

12.06.11: Three Wise Men

Thu, 8 Dec 2011 21:04:08 -0500

Comedian Andrew Lisa in studio, Marco & Missy, Fab turns in his man card, sexual harassment, chicks arent funny, cock blocking, talking to chicks, couch dances, cats & dogs, violence for the sake of violence, TV bullshit, nudity

11.29.11: Deviante

Thu, 1 Dec 2011 19:03:30 -0500

New Glory Hole shows, NJ's top criminal defense attorney Richard Klineburger in studio, Italians & Jews, Sandusky's bail, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, money, drugs, Rich & Marco's sister, Marco & Rich's sister, Missy is a deviante, much more

11.22.11: Don Paterno

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:19:43 -0500

Concerts, Missy's new hobbies, Scan, Teachers bullying special needs kids, Missy & Marco are hypocrites, The media is bullshit, Lee Corso, Paterno's legacy, Don Paterno, NFL & criminals, Christopher Walken, Missipedia

11.15.11: Andrew Lisa

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:47:40 -0500

Comedian Andrew Lisa is in studio, Andrew fights with church people, Pedro calls in, clean comedy, the after party with Andrew & Mike Morse, the beach & the west coast, Mike Morse cockblocks Chris, PSU chat, Tebow, Comedian Robert Kelly calls in

11.08.11: Macatche

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:59:42 -0500

AMC & zombies; Heavy Dead, Smokin Joe, Ali, & Tyson; Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Missy's favorite bands, entertainment news, JoePa, sexual harassment, Marco hates other podcasts

11.01.11: Anniversary

Fri, 4 Nov 2011 01:13:24 -0400

Happy Anniversary Missy, Halloween and horror movies, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Missy's mini skirts at work, helium casting call, horrible bit, worst show ever, Missy questions

10.18.11: Da fuck is u doin?

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:17:49 -0400

Missipedia, dead Nascar driver, gas and wars, Pedro calls in, news fuckups, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, fun with autotune

10.11.11: Girls dont have pancreases

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:18:14 -0400

Jerks nominated, Marco the goat, Missy's alien voice, Fred, Chris' cat, gentlemen crickets, girls dont have pancreases, humans and gizzards, LG optimus prime, Coco & spanish, sex soundbytes, Nostradamish and pigs, sports, haunted houses & horror movies

10.04.11: Missipedia

Sat, 8 Oct 2011 16:03:50 -0400

Pedro calls in, multiple personalities, Missy's dog died, death & afterlife, religion, radio inadequacies, facebook bullshit, vinyl, DB Nyce calls in, Missy sings, Missy wheezes & gargles, making fun of Missy's voice, energy, ghosts

09.27.11: Singularian

Sat, 1 Oct 2011 20:07:37 -0400

Dr. Z, Hot sauce, hangin with your dead friend, Missipedia, Dick athletes & celebrities, stuck in an elevator, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Urban Dictionary words, soundbyte gold

09.20.11: Too Tired to Think

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:25:23 -0400

Fab's sexist, Special Olympics & Arching, Missy ringtones, Dinosaurs & Blastonian, Sarah Palin & Glen Rice, 80s chicks, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, female comedians, Missy vs. Marco Jeopardy

09.13.11: Podcast Awards

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:31:39 -0400

Jerks call into Robert Kelly's Podcast, Podcast Awards, NFL, 10 year anniversary of 9/11, new studio, Curb, cartoons & TV, villains

09.06.11: Splat

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:25:48 -0400

Marco's miserable, Farmer's Almanac, Fab's girl is going skydiving & Fab isn't happy, phobias, roller coasters, bungee jumping, adrenaline, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, RJ calls in

08.30.11: Grecians

Mon, 5 Sep 2011 20:24:45 -0400

Hurricane Irene, the Jerks get recognized, high school football, Missy's hurricane research, Grecians, scientology, Rob Sprance checks in, Greek mythology, boom, testosterone, flash mobs & bad parenting, shitty government programs, white collar crime

08.23.11: Poseidons Trident

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:04:14 -0400

East coast earthquake, Missy's earthquake theories, Comedian Robert Kelly calls in, religion & greek mythology, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Missy's research homework, Fetus facebook page

08.16.11: Coco Lopez

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 23:26:25 -0400

Missy does more research, Missy's other personalities, Pedro calls in, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, the apocalypse and your inner chimp, women vs. men

08.09.11: Mega Midget and Acid Face

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:05:48 -0400

Missy's back; messin with soundbytes; London; Mega Midget & Acid Face; Comedian Andrew Lisa checks in; Comedian Vinnie Brand calls in; Robert Kelly needs an appointment to talk to the Jerks; fuckin ugly chicks; Fab = shitty wingman & Chris = hypocrite

08.02.11: Period Piece

Wed, 3 Aug 2011 23:46:33 -0400

New Jerk in studio, cock bragging, chewing on tampons, braveheart, red wings, teabagging drinks, fat chicks, hookers, grannys, happy endings, asshole eating, Comedian Andrew Lisa's battle with hecklers, Marianna calls in

07.26.11: Mad Long Time Ago Era

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:06:27 -0400

More on the Spider Factory, Amy Winehouse and the 27 Club, Cobain conspiracy, Comedian Joe Matarese calls in, bustin Matarese's balls, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in

07.19.11: Spider Factory

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:41:40 -0400

Marco's off, Missy's birthday, bullshittin about old birthdays, girls farting & shitting, cleaning shit & puke, annoying hot chicks, Seth MacFarland, funny movies, hot chicks, Don Jamieson & Andrew Lisa, TV, Missy showed up last week, The Spider Factory

07.05.11: Jim Florentine

Fri, 8 Jul 2011 23:59:45 -0400

Comedian Robert Kelly calls in to talk about being the newest member of the Glory Hole Network and ends up co-hosting the entire show!

06.28.11: Robert Kelly

Fri, 1 Jul 2011 00:19:58 -0400

Comedian Robert Kelly calls in to talk about being the newest member of the Glory Hole Network and ends up co-hosting the entire show!

06.22.11: Ryan's Done

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 13:04:51 -0400

Missy's off, 2 new 'flagship' shows, Marco moved out, Chris & Marco are gonna be roommates, Fab's date & making Fab uncomfortable, buying drinks for bitches, Ryan's done, Marco got cockblocked...by a chick, using rubbers, losing & gaining weight

06.14.11: Cease & Assist

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:28:06 -0400

Telemundo, beards, our show got jacked, cease & assist, Tracy Morgan, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Glory Hole fanclub checks in, Fab's laugh, Pedro's video, The Empire Strikes Back: The Glory Hole Show responds to our ball busting, Rob Sprance calls in, chatting about the other Glory Hole Shows

06.07.11: Count Blockula

Wed, 8 Jun 2011 21:53:23 -0400

Another brilliant intro, the callers got Marco's back, the show & pussy, making fun on guys who are in shape, treating girls like shit, breakin Fab's balls, Fab spends a shitload of money at Marco's bar, Fab's brother cockblocks Chris, Count Blockula, Marco steps up, Fab's brother calls in to defend himself and a big argument ensues, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in

05.31.11: The "Other" Show

Thu, 2 Jun 2011 22:40:05 -0400

Our worst intro ever, The "Other" Show, Cali's snort, Marco tries to use the show to get laid, Missy gets the most pussy on the show, Fab puts in too much work, slapboxing with chicks, Rob Sprance of "The Glory Hole" calls in to acknowledge the "Other" Show, Chris gets caught lying to a chick and is angry at women, Pedro calls in to molest Missy, Chris is an asshole and meets an asshole, Fat people in pictures, Chris always end up fighting chicks, gay questions

05.24.11: Catfish

Thu, 26 May 2011 18:29:25 -0400

Harold Camping is a douchebag, Missy is retarded, giant catfish, boulders, and other stupid natural disaster myths, Missy's dog died, Joplin tornado, CDC & Zombies, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, how to prepare for a Zombie attack, Missy loves "orange tic tac" jauns, Fab gets sick from expired meds, drug use debate, bullshittin about the patriot act and privacy, stupid Facebook updates, 'dead baby' trends on Twitter, 'Why You Suck in Bed' accepts The Jersey Jerks Show challenge

05.17.11: Sloppy Balboa

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:33:13 -0400

Chris saves a life, Fab went to the Kentucky Derby and got into it with a security guard, bathroom argument, Marco's "Celebrity Boxing" match, Marco's legs, The Jerks got no exposure from the fight, The "Why You Suck in Bed" show was featured on Howard 100 News, The Jerks answer the girl's counter-challenge, another encounter between Marco & Dr. Stacy, Marco's a douchebag, The Jerks hammer another podcast, Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in, 5/21/11 is supposed to be the end of the world, Y2K, Zombies, Aliens, SkyNet, Nuclear Holocaust, Killer Clowns, your own personal hell, Arnold's house help and Mexi-kid

05.03.11: Technical Difficulties

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:29:37 -0400

SHAWN & MARLON WAYANS call in, Technical Difficulties Recap, The Jerks continue to break Marco's balls for going out on a date with Dr. Stacy from the "Why You Suck in Bed" show and failing to give details or even admit to it, Marco threatens to quit, more busting Marco's balls, bin Laden & Navy Seals chat, more busting Marco's balls, Pedro calls in and makes Missy uncomfortable, The Jerks re-enact the bin Laden killing with "Pedro" as bin Laden

04.26.11: The Challenge

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 13:14:50 -0400

The 'Why You Suck in Bed' Show and getting fucked with a strap-on, exit only assholes, A challenge to Dr. Stacy & Cali, talking about what a dick our friend is, talking shit on some of our other friends, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Pedro jerks off to Missy's picture/The New Zealand war dance, making fun of a friend with shitty breath and trying to tell him about it, bleaching assholes & extending another challenge to the Why You Suck in Bed Show, Shawn & Marlon Wayans might call in next week, chatting about old interviews

04.19.11: Robert Kelly/Joe DeRosa

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 10:14:57 -0400

Comedian Andrew Lisa stops by the studio, a little chat about gloryholeradio.com and the fans, bangin a girl on her period/Comedians Joe Derosa & Robert Kelly call in to promote their short move 'Cheat' at the Tribecca Film Festival and talk about shitty podcasts, eating excessively, jewish standup comedy, horror movies, movies & advice, man dates, more eating, Joe & Robert busting each others balls, rats, peeping through windows, and more/Trains & public transportation, smelly cab drivers, american indians, tornadoes, racism & the government, gross porn videos, foreskin, cock piercings & tattoos, 3rd world countries cutting clits off, fake tits & cosmetic surgery/Talking shit on celebrities: Kelly LeBrock, Kirstie Alley, Pam Anderson, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, Hillary Swank, Charlie Sheen, and more/Hairy vaginas & 70s poon, reparations, racism & reverse racism, affirmative action, segregation, and clean comedians

04.12.11: The Glory Hole Family

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 21:49:28 -0400

I. The Jersey Jerks Show is welcomed to The Glory Hole Radio Network with a bunch of phone calls: Rob Sprance, Big Mike, and Franco DelValle of The Glory Hole, Dr. Stacy & Bruno of Why You Suck in Bed, Kevin Kraft of The Mad Scientist Party Hour, and Pedro II. A shitty podcast uses our name to try to get listeners, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, introducing each other to Glory Hole Nation

04.05.11: The Glory Hole Announcement

Thu, 7 Apr 2011 23:54:46 -0400

I. "Jersey Shore" wannabe Jeff Miranda drops out of Damon Feldman's Celebrity Boxing match against Marco, the Jerks call Jeff, another podcaster wants to fight Marco, talking more trash on Jeff Miranda, massaging Marco's ego II. The new "Fat Tax" in Arizona, Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in III. Facebook chat: facebook friends you dont know or like, stupid & personal status updates, checking out each other's facebook pages, more of Marco's ego IV. The Jersey Jerks Show joins the Glory Hole Radio Network

03.29.11: Marco's Training

Mon, 4 Apr 2011 23:58:20 -0400

I. Japan & cancer, Marco's training: weigh in & diet II. Sending picture messages of shit and other things III. Marco's trainer and Stand up Comedian Joe Ferry stops by the studio to talk about Marco's diet, cardio, breathing, training, strategy, winning a decision, Marco being knocked out by a cardboard box, taking a punch, knockouts, & glass jaws IV. Joe Ferry's standup career, health wake up call, fitness & steroids, hating going to the gym, weight loss challenge, Marco gets tossed from his gym, outdoor training, losing weight and gaining it back

03.22.11: Celebrity Boxing

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:30 -0400

I. Marco challenges Jeff Miranda of the Jersey Shore to a "Celebrity" boxing match, bullshitting about the challenge & Marco's training II. Meeting an Eskimo in New Jersey & drinking our faces off, JEFF MIRANDA of the JERSEY SHORE calls in to accept Marco's challenge III. Would you be on a reality TV show? IV. Comedian JOE MATARESE calls in & gets his balls busted by Fab & Marco, Marco gets some tit, Chris hooks up with a beast, Fab & Chris argue about the details, more bullshittin about the Eskimo

03.15.11: Toosami

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:37:50 -0400

I. Bullshittin about Japan, the TOOSAMI, & Missy's sneeze II. Chris, Fab, & Shizzle go drinkin in AC with some bitches: 1 of the bitches gets 'pissed,' gay barriers, Fab's age, and more; Henry Mack strikes out III. Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to talk about Japan, Gilbert Gottfried, & pissing your pants IV. Fab the leprechaun, Marco goes on a date and the Jerks bust his balls, the awkward end of Marco's date, Missy's kind of retarded tonight, vaginas that have been destroyed by babies, more bustin marco's balls, White trash St. Patty's day party

03.08.11: Shitting your pants

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:01:52 -0400

I. Giving up stuff for Lent, Charlie Sheen, A little Phillies talk with Jay Ballz of phoulballz.com, Robert Kelly's show in Point Pleasant II. Marco's sweet 36th birthday party: Marco massages his ego, nobody shows up, Marco acts like he owns the joint, Missy disappears, trying to bang a friend's sister, breakin Marco's balls, Missy & Fab get into it, Missy's boyfriend calls in III. A caller shits his pants, shit & puking stories

03.01.11: Comedians Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, & Mike DeStefano call in

Sun, 6 Mar 2011 00:04:31 -0400

I. Marco's been practicing the Robert Kelly nutslap technique II. Comedian MIKE DESTEFANO calls in to chat about drugs, recovery, & made men III. Missy actually got invited out this weekend, an overall boring weekend, Jeffrey Lurie won an Oscar, & a little Charlie Sheen chat IV. Comedian JIM NORTON calls in to discuss radio & podcasting, Robert Kelly & ballslapping, other comedians, TV shows, & women in radio V. Bill Burr's hatefest in Philadelphia & Marco's dying VI. Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in to bust the Jerks' balls, Bill Burr, & his experience with Jim Norton VII. Breakin Robert Kelly's balls, Missy's first girl crush, Missy & Fab argue about Saturday night, & Avatar/Superhero porn, VIII. Comedian ROBERT KELLY calls in to talk about injuries during man hugs, drinking & drugs, the good old days, Robert & his wife, technology, O&A Fans, kegal, & the bet with Marco

02.22.11: Blood Sperm

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 00:06:02 -0400

I. The Fab health watch, Fab's on a roll with the chicks, planning a Jersey Jerks Show titty bar trip, The Ricky Gervais show, Missy feels left out, Chris & Missy attack Fab & Marco, Fab gets pissed II. Marco goes on a day date, The Jerks grill Marco about his date and Marco doesn't remember a word she said, Fab kind of apologizes for offending a friend of his on the show, getting cockblocked by a friend of yours, Fab thinks Chris is too vulgar when talking to bitches, Is Marco a social outcast? Chris is irritated with a friend, Fab gets pushed into talking to a crazy chick

02.15.11: Divorce Watch & Bustin Balls

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:07:38 -0400

I. Hatin' on Valentine's Day, Marco finally gets some good news, ignoring a bitch works, & domestic abuse II. Flowers on Valentine's Day, guys get fucked on holidays, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in III. Marco's into a chick that he "tried" to hook Fab up with years ago, Bustin Marco's balls for being a shitty friend, Chris is the best wingman in history IV. Chris takes a girl's breath away, a couple of us strike out, shots makes Fab's brother an angry fucker, & gettin hit on by ugly people V. More of kickin Marco in the balls and shitty friends in general, getting a pass when you're drunk, and somehow we get back to fat chicks

02.08.11: Missy's 3some

Wed, 9 Feb 2011 00:09:14 -0400

I. Missy's back with a three-some story and some vagina, ass, & tits, spewing some more hatred at the Jersey Shore and their next season in Italy II. Marco & Missy get into it, a friend of ours calls in with a lousy prank call and sends the Jerks on a 20 minute rant about our shitty friends and getting rid of the phones III. Stupid people who believe in holistic medicine & praying over hospitals, asshole drivers, old people, stupid & ignorant people in stores and supermarkets, old people, the 10 items or less line, old people, strange people talking to you, more fuckin old people, the smell of sex, the Marco divorce watch update, advice for Marco from the Jerks

02.01.11: Drinkin & Fat Chicks

Thu, 3 Feb 2011 00:10:15 -0400

I. Greg Fitzsimmons cancelled, Fab's sick, Missy called out, & Jerry's in studio II. Bustin each others balls a little bit, A couple Jersey Jerks Show nights out: Shizzle's girl, Chris is a pussy, Jerry gets some digits, diners, hangin with Comedian Joe Matarese, Old drunk dude, Fat chicks love Chris, and other random thoughts III. Rippin TV shows we hate IV. Marco confided in a friend and feels he got stabbed in the back, Chat about how much you should tell your wife about shit that doesn't concern her, Marco's friend calls in V. Comedian Joe Matarese checks in

01.25.11: Fab's cancer joke on Chris

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 00:11:44 -0400

I. Chris is sick, Terrorist bombing, & Marco got laid but is awful at giving details II. 'God Hates Fags' hate group protests local soldiers funeral III. Jersey Jerks show night out: No parking in Philly, Chris gets attacked by a beast, Fab plays a joke on the beast and Chris, Chris looks sick, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to bust balls and talk about the movie 'Black Swan' IV. Penetration in real movies, Can we return to the scene of the crime? V. Reminiscing about vacations: Disgusting sweating, Rich's velour 76ers suit, Drunk driving, chinese food, Hooters waitresses, Calling your girlfriend from vacation, pissing in the ice machine, and more VI. How far is too far for a wing man? VII. So...whats the fattest chick you banged?

01.11.11: Comedian Robert Kelly calls in

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:13:15 -0400

I. Football talk & Marco's night at a wrestling event II. Comedian ROBERT KELLY called in to talk about Margaret Cho, technology, finding the perfect jacket, threesomes and bisexual women, and to bust Joe Matarese's balls III. Snowblowers & shoveling, Chris' run in with a drunk asshole and a pig, barebacking or condoms, getting soft and growing up, dirty vag & girls that smell IV. Rap, rock, and music discussion

01.04.11: New Years Bullshit

Thu, 6 Jan 2011 00:14:39 -0400

I. New Years Eve bullshit, lesbians, whiney women, bustin each others balls, & resolutions II. Classy & dirty strip clubs, glitter, strip club stories, & pre-cum sweatpants III. Why is Dick Clark still on New Year's Rockin Eve IV. Bisexual biches, scientology, becoming gay, and the word 'fag' V. Hate hate hate hate hate! VI. Girls are terrible bitches, relationship settling and marriage, big weddings are bullshit, & advice for Marco trying to sell Satan's Den VII. Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in

12.28.10: Comedian Don Jamieson calls in

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 00:15:58 -0400

I. Babbling about all sorts of bullshit... II. Comedian DON JAMIESON calls in to promote his NYE gig in Point Pleasant, NJ III. The Jersey Jerks Show gets censored...

12.25.10: Christmas Day Bonus Nonsense

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 00:17:34 -0400

I. The Jersey Jerks get on the air to test some equipment and end up doing a show...and Fab buries another podcast

12.21.10: Marco is getting divorced

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:19:08 -0400

I. Phones are down/Don Jamieson was supposed to call in II. The Jersey Jerks Show is now on Stitcher.com III. Marco is getting divorced IV. Christmas movies argument V. Bad Christmas presents VI. Christmas plans VII. Should Fab buy the girl he's dating a Christmas gift? IX. Watching a little porn

12.14.10: Fresh Balls

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:20:35 -0400

I. Marco has the shits II. Missy's boyfriend hates funny movies III. Discussing hot female celebrities IV. Holiday pussy vs. Summertime pussy V. Thongs, floppy tits, & fat knowledge VI. Cartoons, cancelled TV shows, & argument about The Sopranos ending VII. Some movie & superhero talk; Megan Fox is terrible VIII. Fresh Balls & Fresh Breasts IX. Fleshlights & other masturbation toys X. Manscaping & grooming

12.07.10: Comedian Gary Gulman calls in

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 00:22:03 -0400

I. Marco's back... II. Missy traumatized a little kid at the aquarium; Fab went to a wedding III. Comedian Gary Gulman calls to chat Jewish culture, his new holiday CD, and promote his standup appearance at Helium in Philly IV. Comedian James "The Glow" Goff calls in from a gig in NYC V. Chris calls a girl the wrong name VI. Comedian Joe Matarese calls in on his ride home from the Stress Factory

11.30.10: Degrading Blow Jobs

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 00:23:25 -0400

I. Turkey day, white & dark meat, night before Thanksgiving, hecklers, and more rambling II. Study: 78% of women who give BJs find in degrading to women; BJs, eating snatch, and more sex talk III. The Jersey Jerks Show was nominated for the 2010 Best Comedy on www.podcastawards.com IV. Chat about the Comedy Contest at Sarcasm Comedy Club with contestant Andrew Lisa and headliner Joe Matarese V. Comedian Gary Gulman will be calling into the show next week

11.23.10: Sex, GW, & Midgets

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 00:24:34 -0400

I. Jackass 3D and Midget brawls II. Airport Security III. Fun with George W. IV. Making sex tapes V. Fab cums too fast VI. Comedian Joe Matarese checks in to talk about his problems, podcasts, and home renovations

11.16.10: How far would you go for money?

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 00:26:05 -0400

I. A little Eagles & Michael Vick talk II. Jersey Jerks shitty night drinking & fat chick tries to eat Chris for dinner III. Marco & Fab argue about stealing Facebook friends IV. How far would you go for money?

11.09.10: Comedian Joe Matarese calls in

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 00:27:58 -0400

I. The white trash destruction of the Spectrum II. Comedian JOE MATARESE calls in III. Chat about hecklers; Missy calls in IV. Comedian Joe Matarese calls back

11.02.10: Assholes

Wed, 3 Nov 2010 00:29:18 -0400

I. Halloween Parties II. How violent could the World Series parade in San Francisco be? III. Study says Alcohol is the most harmful drug IV. Most fucked up thing you did while under the influence V. Ranting about some asshole we know

10.26.10: Comedian Jim Breuer calls in & the debut of Missy

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:30:28 -0400

I. The debut of our newest addition, Missy Car II. Bullshittin about fat chicks, cancer update, Madonna, Jersey Shore, & China III. Comedian JIM BREUER calls in to promote his Comedy Show in Atlantic City & his new book "I'm Not High (But I got a Lot of Stories about Life as a Goat Boy, a Dad, and a Spiritual Warrior)" IV. A little Phillies & Eagles talk V. Halloween costumes & parties

10.19.10: Comedian Tony Clifton calls in

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 00:31:49 -0400

I. Technical Difficulties II. Comedian, Lounge Singer, & Andy Kaufman's alter ego Tony Clifton call into the show III. Marco's run in with an asshole; Chris' trip to the animal hospital IV. Ugly chick arrested for pretending to be a teenage boy V. Rutgers student commits suicide; what would you do if your friend came out of the closet? VI. Announcement: Comedian Jim Breuer will be calling into the show next week 10.26.10

10.12.10: Comedian Jim Florentine calls in

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:33:11 -0400

I. Armpit Cancer II. Comedian Jim Florentine of That Metal Show, Crank Yankers, Terrorizing Telemarketers, and Meet the Creeps calls in III. Fun with Florentine IV. Brett Favre's cock

10.05.10: The Jerks night on the A-list

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 00:34:23 -0400

I. Jerks going big time? Syndicated on 92.9 TalkRadioX FM in McKinney, Texas II. Comedian & Friend of the Show Robert Kelly calls in III. Jerks night on the A-List: Hangin with Comedians Robert Kelly, Vinnie Brand, Morgan Murphy & Craig "Horsedick.mpeg" Robinson from 'The Office' and 'Hot Tub Time Machine' IV. Comedy loses another great: R.I.P. Greg Giraldo V. We hate on ourselves for being fat and disgusting

09.28.10: Comedian Robert Kelly calls in

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 00:35:32 -0400

I. Comedian Robert Kelly calls in II. Rules for banging a friend's ex-girlfriend III. Annoying bitch on the Delta flight

09.21.10: Hangin with Comedian Andrew Lisa

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 00:36:43 -0400

I. Comedian Andrew Lisa's appearance in Philly II. Female Standup Comedians III. Putting your foot in your mouth IV. Comedian Robert Kelly on The Jersey Jerks Show 09.28.10

08.31.10: Bangin pregnant chicks

Wed, 1 Sep 2010 00:37:46 -0400

I. One of our "Jerkoffs" gets flashed II. Fuckin pregnant chicks? III. Marco emailed Ryan Seacrest/State of the Jerks Address IV. Fab's horrible date

08.24.10: Jersey Shore hate

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:39:10 -0400

I. How the fuck does "The Situation" earn $5 million this year? II. Disney's dress code problem III. 31 year old tried as juvenile IV. Prank phone calls

08.17.10: Mosque, Jet Blue, & other stuff

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:40:37 -0400

I. We're back, Psychics, & Fantasy Football II. Karaoke Cover Bands III. Flight Attendent goes apeshit IV. Mosque @ 9-11 site? V. Fab yells at Marco

08.03.10: How far would you go for money?

Sat, 7 Aug 2010 00:42:08 -0400

I. Chris' Kidney Stones II. Phillies talk with Jay Ballz of Phoulballz.com III. Mel Gibson's voicemails IV. What weird shit do you believe in? V. How far would you go for money game w/ Henry

07.27.10: Frontal Male Nudity

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:17:31 -0400

I. Road Rage & Technical Problems II. New Mel Gibson Tape & Song Parodies III. Why all the Male Nudity in TV/Movies? IV. Boxing out, UFC in?

07.20.10: Atlantic City

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:43:11 -0400

I. The Zombie Apocalypse II. Drunken night in Atlantic City III. Is Chinese Food dog meat? IV. More Mad Mel tapes

07.13.10: Mel Gibson tapes...uncut

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:46:38 -0400

I. Steinbrenner is dead II. Mel Gibson tapes...uncut III. LeBron argument IV. Hooker spreads more than her legs

07.06.10: Fireworks

Thu, 8 Jul 2010 00:47:39 -0400

I. 4th of July & Fireworks II. Tiger's wife III. Blind Drivers IV. Dave Chappelle lost his fuckin mind V. Racial Comedy

06.29.10: Life in the year 2050

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:48:55 -0400

I. World Cup players slaps female reporter II. Pussy with teeth? III. Michael Douglas' ex wife is a greedy whore IV. Bam Margera gets fucked up V. What will the world be like in 2050?

06.22.10: Special Olympic Softball

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 00:49:56 -0400

I. Special Olympic Softball & Marco's asshole II. Porn Star kills co-worker with prop III. Athletes in trouble IV. Stanley Cup & Shitty Parents V. Shitty Actors in Great Movies

06.08.10: Weird eating habits & Superpowers

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:50:56 -0400

I. Flyers, BP, & Natalie Holloway II. Racist Teachers & Debt Collectors III. Celebrity Riders IV. Weird Eating Habits V. Getting struck by lightning & Superpowers

06.01.10: Coke-a-Colon

Wed, 2 Jun 2010 00:52:08 -0400

I. Memorial day, BBQs, & retarded people II. Chris' graduation thank yous... III. Gary Coleman & Dennis Hopper IV. Stanley Cup V. News Break VI. Coke-a-Colon

05.25.10: Fab's birthday

Sat, 29 May 2010 00:53:25 -0400

I. Fab's birthday and fat/ugly chicks II. Flyers vs Black Hawks III. Online dating & Craigslist ads IV. Eat Ass, Florida V. Sex tape mom VI. Hooters doesnt like cows serving food

05.18.10: Homeless hate

Sun, 23 May 2010 00:54:31 -0400

I. Fab's back II. Flyers III. 10 year old survives plane crash IV. Mom throws garbage in the river V. Woman fakes her own abduction VI. More homeless hate VII. IHOP must be a great place to work

05.11.10: Contract dispute with Fab

Thu, 13 May 2010 00:55:46 -0400

I. Contract dispute with Fab II. Jersey Jerks disaster update III. Arizona still hates Mexicans IV. Attempted NYC car bombing V. Phillies fan gets tasered VI. LT should have kept his sack in his pants VII. Wrestling fans are insane VIII. Fat chick bites someone's ear off IX. Fab calls in

04.27.10: Immigrants

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:56:54 -0400

I. Disaster Update II. Code Red III. South Park threatened IV. Tito Ortiz's most impressive knockout V. Nobody gives a shit about bums VI. Stephen Hawking & Aliens VII. Immigration laws

04.21.10: Is Marco dumber than a 3rd grader?

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:57:56 -0400

I. Disaster Update II. Asshole Phillies Fan III. PA School Spies on Students IV. 3rd Graders Love Heroin V. Naked Stalker VI. White Power in LA VII. Road Rage VII. Are You Smarter Than a 3rd Grader?

04.13.10: Amber Lamps

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:59:26 -0400

I. Disaster Update II. Crash Tax III. Funeral Van Towed with Body Inside IV. Adopted Kid Sent Back to Russia V. Steven Seagal VI. Double Standards VII. Amber Lamps

04.06.10: Porn for the blind

Thu, 8 Apr 2010 01:00:34 -0400

I. McNabb to the Skins II. Mexican Earthquake III. Depressed Pilots IV. Facebook is the Devil V. "Handy Mandy" VI. WTC: Jump or go down with the building? VII. How would you want to die & your obituary VIII. Who gives a shit? IX. Porn for the Blind

03.30.10: How far would you go for money?

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:01:31 -0400

I. Philly Flash Mobs II. World Series Ticket Whore III. Teen Suicide IV. Marriage "Myths & Facts" V. How Far Would You Go For Money Game

03.23.10: Big Pussy & Walmart Prank

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:02:36 -0400

I. Andrew Lisa, Vinnie Pastore (Big Pussy), & Standup Comedy II. 14 Year Old Rapist III. Chick With 4 Tits IV. Jogger Killed by Airplane V. Childhood Obesity VI. Walmart Prank VII. Who Gives a Shit? VIII. Helium Movie Lines

03.16.10: Drinking Show

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:03:52 -0400

I. Drinking Show Rules II. St. Patrick's Day Stuff III. Avoiding a Hangover IV. Drinking Myths V. Tips to become a better drunk driver VI. Drunken Sex

03.09.10: Cheating

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:04:46 -0400

I. Marco's Day in the ER II. Academy Awards are Horseshit III. Kids Clearing Airplanes IV. Stupid Teachers V. DC Sniper Victim in Studio VI. Rapelisberger...Allegedly VII. Cheating

03.02.10: Fake Diseases

Wed, 3 Mar 2010 01:05:55 -0400

I. Earthquake Stuff II. Pole Dancing & The Strip Club Olympics III. Killer Whale IV. Sex Rehab & Other Fake Diseases V. Ass Play VI. Who Should Play These Celebs in a Movie? VII. Movie Quotes Game

02.23.10: Booty Call Commandments

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:07:05 -0400

I. Sweet101Rocks! II. Stereotypes III. Booty Call Commandments IV. Fab's Best Man Speech V. TV Trivia

02.16.10: Fat Discrimination

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:08:03 -0400

I. Valentine's Day II. Would you tell your friend if his wife/gf came on to you? III. Movie Trivia Game IV. Facebook Updates V. Haitian Idol VI. More Fat Discrimination

02.09.10: Super Bowl

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:09:00 -0400

I. Super Bowl & Commercials II. Olympics III. Academy Award Nominations IV. Mite Club

02.02.10: Women's pet peeves

Thu, 4 Feb 2010 01:09:51 -0400

I. Bed, Bad, & Beyond: Women's pet peeves between the sheets and what women dont want to hear in bed II. Fat Discrimination: Lincoln U and Beautifulpeople.com III. Actors who passed on movie roles IV. Signs that you're dating a shitty woman

01.19.10: How far would you go for money?

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:11:03 -0400

I. Marco's New Dog II. Haiti III. Things women do that annoy the shit out of us IV. How far would we go for $$$$ V. "The Stank"

01.12.10: A New Year...

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:12:12 -0400

I. Why we took a week off... II. New Years parties, resolutions, etc III. Eagles season is over early...again IV. Artie Lange's suicide attempt V. How do you know when a relationship is over? VI. Things women do to try to impress men VII. Who should play Spiderman in the new movie? VIII. In theaters for January...

12.29.09: Best of 2009

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:13:13 -0400

I. Emails II. Top 5 TV Shows of 2009 III. Jerks Best/Worst Sports Moments of 2009 IV. 2009 Celebrity Deaths V. Getting caught having sex VI. Top 5 Assholes of 2009 VII. How do you like your pussy? VIII. Entertainer of the Year IX. Best personal moment of 2009 X. Our favorite Jersey Jerks Show

12.22.09: XXX-mas Show

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:14:15 -0400

I. Last Week's Technical Difficulties II. The blizzard (driving, shoveling; do you like snow) III. Christmas Gifts IV. Andrew Lisa appearance V. Slugtrail Christmas Poem VI. Top 5 Christmas Movies VII. Brittney Murphy & Chris Henry are dead VIII. Strangest place you ever had sex IX. Farting at the wrong moment X. When is it ok to fart in front of your girlfriend

12.17.09: Breakups

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:15:21 -0400

I. Emails II. MTV's The Jersey Shore III. More Tiger Stuff (Pride or Money?) IV. Movie Remakes V. How to breakup or get her to breakup with you VI. The Asshole Tax

12.08.09: Calling 1 of Tiger's whores

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:16:09 -0400

I. Emails II. Sports III. Tiger Woods stuff (Jaimee Grubbs call) IV. Practical Jokes V. Jerks Call Samantha's Heel VI. Top 5 Guy Movies of 2009 VII. Revenge Stories

12.01.09: Go Pink

Thu, 3 Dec 2009 01:17:00 -0400

I. Emails II. Night before Thanksgiving III. What to do when you get hit on by a fat chick IV. Where do you go to meet hot girls V. "Go Pink" Campaign VI. Building the perfect woman VII. Kinky sex VIII. Wingman Stories

11.24.09: Kissing a chick after a BJ

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:18:04 -0400

I. Black Friday II. Twilight: New Moon Bullshit III. Celebrities who dont deserve to be celebrities IV. Sports V. Kissing a girl after she blows you VI. Most embarassing sex moment VII. Real or Fake Tits VIII. News Block

11.17.09: and...BEGIN!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:19:06 -0400

Why get married?/Neighbors/Sports/Crying during TV/Movies/Gayest thing you ever did on a date/Cougar List & Cougar Formula/Part of females you are most attracted to/News